The Tiger Woods Scandal compared to 9-11 Terrorist Attacks

I read somewhere that the Tiger Woods scandal put his face on the NY Post cover more times than the attacks on 9-11-01.  Is the Elin vs Woods debacle that important? A guy banging chicks behind his wife's back versus thousands of people killed on our soil...just doesn't make sense to me. I started putting things together and came up with the following. While the Tiger Woods adultering sex fest does not rank anywhere close to 9-11, there are a lot of similarities to each other.

The Cast:
Tiger Woods  is Osama Bin Laden
Tiger Woods Cock play Airplane
Elin Woods and Kids play Tower #1
PGA Tour/Sponsors plays Tower #2
Tiger's Heirem play the Iraqi "most wanted"
Paparazzi play the U.S.A.
Tiger's Yacht "Privacy" is Osama's Cave.

You know how the original 9-11 scenario went down. So we will play this out using the above cast.

Secret meetings and private lessons have been happening for a while. Tiger Woods flies his cock into Elin Woods and Family. Everything begins crashing to the ground. A short time later he flies his cock again into PGA tour and Sponsors. PGA Tour and sponsors will suffer a big blow(no pun intended) from Tiger's cock.  After some media attention we find there are multiple people involved and this is bigger than we even could dream. The secret meetings and private flying lessons have been going on around the world. The "most wanted" list consists of more than a dozen women. (We could put them on playing cards).  The paparazzi declares war. By land, air and sea they search for him. He is in a remote location on his yacht, Privacy.  There are bountys on heads for photos, emails and stories. Everone is cashing in.

Hmmmm...Maybe there is some kind of conspiracy thingy happening here and Bush plotted the whole thing. Just wait until it comes out that Tiger was banging his party girl daughter.